Fandom

Eminem Wiki

The Kiss (skit)

245pages on
this wiki
Add New Page
Ideas0 Share
No cover

The Kiss is a skit featured on The Eminem Show. It is about the event that happened with Kim Mathers, Eminem's ex wife, kissing a bouncer at a club. This resulted in Eminem beating up the bouncer. This is Eminem's version of how it happened with his friend Gary.

LyricsEdit

[Gary] Yo, man

[Eminem] What?

[Gary] I don't know, I gotta really really bad feeling about this

[Eminem] Man, would you shut the fuck up, Gary? You always gotta bad feeling man, that's her car right there

[Gary] Aight, let me park

[Eminem] Just park

[Gary] I'm parking

[Eminem] Turn the car off, dog

[Gary] Aight

[Eminem] Aight, we wait

[Gary] We wait for what?

[Eminem] We wait 'til she comes out and then I'm gonna fucking kill her

[Gary] Man, you ain't gonna kill no one, what the fuck did you bring that for?

[Eminem] Man shut the fuck up dog, just shut up, the fucking clip is empty

[Gary] Man don't point that shit at me

[Eminem] It's not even loaded bitch, look

[Gary] Dude, God I fucking hate it when you do that shit

[Eminem] Yeah, but it's funny as fuck

[Gary] Your fucking around is gonna kill me one of these days, I swear

[Eminem] Gets you everytime, is that her?

[Gary] Where?

[Eminem] Right there, mothafucka

[Gary] Ooh yeah

[Eminem] Aight get down get down

[Gary] Here we go again

[Eminem] Get down!

[Gary] What the fuck you want me to get under the car?

[Eminem] Yo, who she walking with

[Gary] How the fuck am I suppose to know, you told me to duck down

[Eminem] It's the fucking bouncer, did she just kiss him?

[Gary] I don't think so

[Eminem] Dog, she just fucking kissed him

[Gary] No, she didn't

[Eminem] She's kissing him, dog

[Gary] No, she's not

[Eminem] Ohh shit

[Gary] Come on, mothafucka

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.