The Kiss is a skit featured on The Eminem Show. It is about the event that happened with Kim Mathers, Eminem's ex wife, kissing a bouncer at a club. This resulted in Eminem beating up the bouncer. This is Eminem's version of how it happened with his friend Gary.
[Gary] Yo, man
[Gary] I don't know, I gotta really really bad feeling about this
[Eminem] Man, would you shut the fuck up, Gary? You always gotta bad feeling man, that's her car right there
[Gary] Aight, let me park
[Eminem] Just park
[Gary] I'm parking
[Eminem] Turn the car off, dog
[Eminem] Aight, we wait
[Gary] We wait for what?
[Eminem] We wait 'til she comes out and then I'm gonna fucking kill her
[Gary] Man, you ain't gonna kill no one, what the fuck did you bring that for?
[Eminem] Man shut the fuck up dog, just shut up, the fucking clip is empty
[Gary] Man don't point that shit at me
[Eminem] It's not even loaded bitch, look
[Gary] Dude, God I fucking hate it when you do that shit
[Eminem] Yeah, but it's funny as fuck
[Gary] Your fucking around is gonna kill me one of these days, I swear
[Eminem] Gets you everytime, is that her?
[Eminem] Right there, mothafucka
[Gary] Ooh yeah
[Eminem] Aight get down get down
[Gary] Here we go again
[Eminem] Get down!
[Gary] What the fuck you want me to get under the car?
[Eminem] Yo, who she walking with
[Gary] How the fuck am I suppose to know, you told me to duck down
[Eminem] It's the fucking bouncer, did she just kiss him?
[Gary] I don't think so
[Eminem] Dog, she just fucking kissed him
[Gary] No, she didn't
[Eminem] She's kissing him, dog
[Gary] No, she's not
[Eminem] Ohh shit
[Gary] Come on, mothafucka