Template:Song/Bitch (skit)"Bitch (skit)" is a skit by American hip hop artist Eminem. It is the eighth track on his album The Slim Shady LP (1999).


[Zoe on telephone]
 It's Zoe um
 Kelly did not have me call however I just listened to Eminem in her car and
 It is the most DISGUSTING thing I have ever heard in my entire life
And I seriously wanna call his fucking agent
 And tell him how FUCKING disgusting he is
 It like makes me upset
I'm now nauseous and I can't eat lunch